There is nothing more agonizing
Than a constant pain in the ass
There isn’t a thing more patronizing
Than being sent to the top of the class
Going to drop out when I get that job
“But look how much progress you’ve made…”
Won’t have to listen to your bloody gob
And I’ll actually be getting paid
A life so stress-free
Yes, I’m dreaming
Oh no, woe is me
Living has no meaning
So you let us get drunk
On eachother’s alter-egos
Jamming to alternative & punk
Not knowing how every song goes
But we still clap and dance
Bowing straight out of college
Missing out on our last chance
To gain some useful knowledge.