Clowning around
In your slapstick make-up
I won’t put you down
Because I’d have to pick you up/
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Same Old Gotham News
Tomorrow will be like yesterday
And a twin to today
That woman on TV shall say
‘He’s saved the day!’
As he is lost to the night
Who is the Dark Knight?
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Smile Sect
How much of our time have you spent
Saying ‘I believe in Harvey Dent’?
Half of it! Where’s the sense in that?
You should trust the Bat
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The Dark Knight
My most preferred pastime
Is a chaotic life of crime
And I don’t do it for a dime
But I am forever bound
By a man who takes flight
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I Am Jack Napier
I wasn’t born this way –
As a freaking,
Mass-murdering clown.
Joker is what they
All decided to
Call me back at school. Those
Kids always laughed at my jokes,
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T-W-I-S-T-E-D
The people say that I’m: Terrifying
……………………………….Wasted
…………………………………Idiotic
…………………………………..Sadistic
…………………………………….Troublesome
………………………………………Egomaniacal
……………………………..UNLOVED.
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Do You Wanna Know…?
I’m like a dog chasing cars…
Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
My father… was… a drinker and a fiend
alright.
And one night,
He goes off craaazier than usual;
Mommy/his wife
gets the kitchen knife
to defend herself.
He doesn’t like it –
Not
one
bit.
So… me watching,
He takes a knife to her,
Making her grin… infinite
and laughing while he does it.
He turns to me… and he says,
“Why so serious?”.
He comes at me with the knife…
“WHY SO SERIOUS?!”
Sticks the blade in my mouth…
“Let’s put a SMILE on that FACE!”
has his weapon in place
… and…
why so serious?