My most preferred pastime
Is a chaotic life of crime
And I don’t do it for a dime
But I am forever bound
By a man who takes flight
Batman, the Dark Knight
He lives an orderly life
While I wield a knife
I’m breaking the rules
Faster than I’m making tools
To break them with
Why were these rules made?
Why were these laws laid?
To be broken
The jury has spoken
My sentence has awoken
I would break you apart
Just to take your heart
Waiting for the wailing sirens to start
The Caped Crusader
Gotham City’s saviour
Putting a leash on my bad behaviour
And I always knew he
Would come & catch me
Trying to save his city
From my permanent insanity